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laughing is good medicine. so here i gives you some jokes that makes you laugh.Before reading i will have to remind you that 'Sardars' are a community in India who are famous for their foolishness.

Sardar Jokes

1. Got Detective Job

Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardar, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer.

When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation. "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left.

When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the Same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man who then left.

Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying,"Could I have some time to think about it?" The chief said,"OK, but get back to me tomorrow." When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How was the interview ?". Sardarji replied, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder.

2. Colour TV

Sardarji is buying a TV.
He asked the shopkeeper" Do you have colour TVs?".
"Sure" he replyed.
"Give me a green one, please."

3. Kill The Bird

How did Sardarji try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff.

4. Called Again

Santa with two red ears went to see his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears. "I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang. Instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But...what happened to your other ear?" "The scoundrel called again."

5.Magic Lamp

A sardar, a japanese, and a britisher were shipwrecked on a deserted island. One day they came upon an old lamp buried in the sand. As they brushed the sand from the lamp a Genie appeared and said I'll give each of you one wish." The japanese said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and he was gone! The britisher said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and he too was gone. The sardar said "Boy is it lonely here! I wish my friends were back!"

6.Sardar's Cup Holder

True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp:
Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"
Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"
Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"
Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it."
At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it.
The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive!

7.Marathon Race

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar.

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